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Last Updated: 01.07.2025 09:36

Thumbs down again.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Unacceptable again!
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No, not a chance
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Just Forget it!
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Still no good
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No way
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Minds and Behinds
So they tried
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Loons and Moons
Do older men realize that younger women usually do not prefer them?
No go.
Nuts and Butts
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Everyone loved it.
Still no good.
Then came..
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
So, the docs changed it to read
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
They put up a sign reading
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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share office space ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Next, they tried...
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