What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 01.07.2025 09:36

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Thumbs down again.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Unacceptable again!

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

No, not a chance

Hysterias & Posteriors

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Just Forget it!

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Still no good

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

No way

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Minds and Behinds

So they tried

Another attempt resulted in ...

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Loons and Moons

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No go.

Nuts and Butts

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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Catatonics & High Colonics

Everyone loved it.

Still no good.

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Then came..

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

So, the docs changed it to read

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

They put up a sign reading

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

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share office space ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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Next, they tried...

Freaks and Cheeks

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